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Outlined Life
Ca
Napa Valley
Tallac St
My Only Memory Is the Step Between the Kitchen/Dining
room & the Family Room
Trower Av
My Friend Matt
My Neighbour Lori
The Countless Cocktail Parties
Staying Up Late Watching Night of the Living Dead
With My Sisters
The Old Couple Down the Street
The Creek
The Pastures
The Napa River
The Empty Lots On the Way To the Freeway
7-11 & Watching a Friend Shop-lift
The Airport
Jonesey's Restaurant
The Tuthills
Linda Vista
The Orchard
Growing Corn In Concrete
The Massive Yard
The Old Couple On One Side
The Old Couple On the Other Side & the Girl Who Came To
Visit
Pam & What Seana Caught Us Doing
The Napa Town & Country Fair
The Best Damn Fried Chicken In Town
Setting Up Cages For the Poultry Show
Tearing Up the Grounds On Golf Carts
Watching the Adults Get Drunk
The Italian Restaurant Where Dad Would Get the Second Best Fried
Chicken In Town
Cathy
Daughter Diane & Her Introducing Me To "Sex To Sexty"
The Statians
Vicky, & My dirty, dirty thoughts
Lake Tahoe
The House Which Defines Witchcraft For Me
Tahoe Swiss Village
Dispelling Misperception With My Brother's Hidden Stash of
Porn
And Where Are the Girls...?
The Perini Estate & The Girl Who Loved Me
Mike -- For Some Odd Reason -- Shows Me How He Masturbates
The Frosts & Their Abnormal Obsession With Rocks
Tahoe Pines
The Hobo Camp & What I Found There
The Angry Dog & My Power Over Animals
Homewood
Obexer's Marina
PO Box 63
Tahoe City
Fanny Bridge
It Certainly Is
Truckee River
Summer Girls In the River
A&W
Back When A&W Made a ~real~ BBQ Sandwich
Lucky
The Definition of Large, Impersonal grocers
School
The Girls
Julianna
Lori & Her Lovely Sisters
My Friend Frank
Watching a Fellow Student's Hand Fall Off
Secret Agent In the Woods
UnAmerican Activities During the Pledge of
Allegiance
Cal-Neva
The Showgirl Who Just Loved Little Boys
Emerald Bay
Summer Bikinis On the Beach
Desolation Valley
Idiots Throwing Dead Wood In a Small, Pure Glacial Lake
Truckee
What Was Once No Place For Tourists
Donner
Let's Get This Party Started
Nv
Reno
Where I'd Hacked My First 'Puter At Age Ten
Under-age Gambling
Under-age Drinking
Ca again
San Jose
Miller Av
The Aging Japanese Couple Down the Street, & All Their
Hentai
Kathy -- My First Kiss
The Mrs Next Door & Her Plying Me With Plum Wine
Shana, Her Mother & Me In the Pool
Smokes
The Head Shop, & the Clerk Who Taught Me How to roll
joints
The Chemistry Set, Or How I Blew Up the Back Yard
Wizards
Lynbrook
Theresa, & Her Lovely Push-up Bra
Chris & How She & I Had Used the Tennis Courts
Susan Sets Me Up With Luana
Luana & Her Two Brains
Paul Takes Luana Away
Terry & Me In Her Bed While Her Little Sister Spied On Us
From Outside
Chuck Takes Terry Away
Cassandra & Our Afternoon At Her Place
Michelle & Her Double Jointed-ness
Janet In the Classroom -- & Again In the Gym
Nanette, My First Foreign Girl
Missy -- My Favourite Good Girl
Marlena In the Music Practice Room
Trang -- My Vietnamese Love
Terry, Who Followed Me to Other Cities
Missy & Sheryl -- Oh, yeah!
Erika -- So Sweet
Lori & What Happened To Her Banjo!
Sheryl -- My First Japanese Love
My First Experience Smoking Through a Bong
El Paseo
The Disastrous Double Date With Luana
West Gate
Sneaking Into a Back Room With the Woolworth's Girl
Valco
Terrorizing the I-Magnan Sales Girls Wearing My Worst
Clothes
Sunnyvale
That Restaurant Where I got a boner which wouldn't go away -- &
the Waitresses
Who Intentionally Teased Me
Or
Coos Co
The Carnival & the Girl With the Tail
Ut
SLC
Oh, No!
Wy
Jackson Hole
Where's the Hole...? And Can You Believe All Those Antlers?
SD
Rapid City
Punks, & How I Became a God
Canada
Vancouver Island -- Oh, so green!
Vancouver -- I Want To Stay
Victoria -- I Want To Stay Here Too
Banff -- Wow
Calgary -- Odd
Edmonton -- Odder
Lethbridge -- Never Again
Ca
Napa Valley
My First Bug
The Girl Who'd Broken It In With Me
Napa High
Roberta, & Her Car Where I Broke Her In
The Who's Tommy, & the Date Which Went Nowhere Fast
Nadine -- A Passing Fancy
The School Office Manager & What She Did to Me In the
Principal's Office
Monica In the Office & In My Car
News Paper Delivery
The Hot, Blond Daughter of a Co-Worker, & Where Her
Panties Wound Up
Working At Chevron, the Bosses Daughter, & Where Her Panties
Wound Up
Marguerite & Her Sweet, Little Moans
Big Sur
Pagan Rites On The Cliff Across the River
Central Valley
It's Hot, & It Stinks
San Clemente
The Hearst's & Patty's Underwear
Sneaking Into the Nixon House, Getting Stoned With the Help & Sex
on a Former President's Desk
Carmel
Nepenthe, the Waitress, & the Ghost
Sacramento
Rally At the Capitol & the Female Journalist Who Did Me in a
Stairwell
Charmichael
Beverly & What Really Happened At Folsom Lake
Death Valley
Stovepipe Wells? What Wells?
The Restaurant & all That Salt
Scotty's Castle Will Never Be the Same
The Mojave
That Girl With the Long, Dark Hair -- Sheer Beauty
Tx
San Antonio
The Girl In the Laundry
Wichita Falls
That Girl In the Dorms
Id
Mt Home
The Air Force & All Those Horny Wives
Boise
Garden City -- Garden=Porn
The North
So Green
Nv again
Vegas
Running From One End of the Airport To the Other
Under-age Gambling
Or
Portland
Under-age Drinking At Gay Mary's
Portland Museum
The Female Security Guard Who'd "Secured" Me In a Utility
Closet
Ca yet again
San Jose
Ken Grap's Chevron
Ami & Head
Larry's Girlfriend, What She Wouldn't Do For Him But Did
For Me
Cupertino
De Anza
Anna, My First Polish Foray
Lulu -- The Dream
Patty -- My Favourite Actress
Orli -- I Was Too Late
Un -- My First Korean Girl
Louise -- Oh, Louise, What We'd Done To the Interior of My
Car
Tui -- The Wonders of Vietnam
Francesca -- My First Italian Girl
Il
Chicago -- the First Time
All Underground Downtown
NY
NYC
Manhattan
Winter-Wonder-Manhattan
Summer Girls
Fashion
Washington Heights
181st & Ft Washington
Joan, or getting screwed For the First Tim In
NYC
Joan's Panties All Over the Place
Barry's Unleavened Bread & Manipulating Me Into
Using His
Message Service
The Good & Bad Polish Community
The Incredible Apartments
Meeting Claire & What Joan Will never Know
Claire, Asia Society, & the Fun In Her Office
Central Park
The Museum of Natural History
Strawberry Fields & the Gasps As I Passed
Sheep's Meadow
An Afternoon Make Out With a Girl I'd Never Known
& I'll Never Know Again
Broadway
Colony Music
Shops
Time's Square Then & Now
Columbus Circle & the Relentless Dealers
Canal Jeans & the Interview That Went Horribly Wrong
People Who Insisted on Continuing Conversations Had With
My Double
Meditating on the Subway Steps
The Strand Books
CBGB's & the Girl At the Helen Wheels Show
14th St
Ninja Stars & The Perfect Shoulder Bag
Upper West Side
Star Magic III
Kathryn & Her Drunken Mexican Adventure On the
Beach
Noe & Her Scattered Brain
Susie, the Winter Storm, The Tea, & Her Lovely
Breasts
Vlad
Louie
The Dakota
Yoko's Eyes That Night Seeing Me Long After John
Was Gone
Some Party Overlooking the Park -- How Did I Get Here, &
Where
Are My Pants?
Gray's Papaya
Needle Park -- A Second Panic
Alicia & Her Wonderful, Tangled Sweater
Upper East Side
Everything Yogurt
The Owner's Cheating Ways
A Dream
The Hot Rich Woman
Loretta Switt & How Quickly She'd Dumped Her Date
For Me
Snubbing Regis Philburn
Love & the Aspiring Model Jill Sorenson
Getting Stoned & Watching Two Guys Make Out In Public After
Work
The Village
East
Eighth St
Hashish & Making Out With My Polish
Girlfriend On
Someone's Steps
Cooper Square
That Damned Cube
Street Vendors & Their Wares
Cooper Square Books
Another Dream
The Riviera
Girls I'd Had Here
St Marks Pl
The Girl With Her Hand In My Pants
Thompkin's Square Park
Making Out & Getting Drunk In Public With
My Polish Girlfriend
Downtown Beirut
Maggie
"Have a good"
Conversations Concerning Warsaw
Student Riots
Skinheads
TJ & How He Backed Down
TJ's Girlfriend & That Night In
My Apartment
Susan -- the Hunger
Kris, the Scum Goddess
Bernie, Oh, Bernie
Tenash & Her Little Spider
Bailey -- Another Cutie
Timmie, So Sweet
The Girl Who'd Felt Me Up At the Bar
Liam "I Don't Mess With No Powders" B
Brian & Rudia
Working for Anna, the Owner
Anna's Daughters & the One Who Made
My Night
Being Taken For Any Number of Celebrities &
Being Incognito
The Story of Not Picking Up Women For a Year
Julian Lennon, Hughie Lewis, & Me
The Village Idiot
The Night We Set Mongo Up With a
Cross-Dressing Heroin Addict
Busted In a Doorway, & the Cop Who Said OK
The Wha-Wha Hut
The Pyramid Club
Transvestites, & the Girl Who Somehow Got Me
On the Dance Floor
Vasak's (7-B)
How the Crowd Continues To Change
Why So Few Girls?
The Dugout
Seventy-Five Cent Beers
Geno Tries To Take My Polish Girlfriend From
Me
The Photographic Evidence The Bartender Took
Nightingales (12th St) & the Hookers Who Wanted Me
A Great Polish Restaurant
A Little More Maggie
Maggie Moves In
Maggie's Tight, Blue Shorts
Maggie's boyfriend & His Stupid Socks
Tripe Soup
K&K
Even More Maggie
The Ditching
My Polish Girlfriend
The Best
Anet
Chicken, Garlic Soup, & Sleeping Naked
In Her Bed
What Might Have Been
Teresa's
Really Good Meals
An Expensive Polish Restaurant
Anet's Room-Mate
Vaselka
My Polish Girlfriend's Room-Mate
Pierogi Only
Hiro's
The Girl In Grey With Rings That Sing
Enchantments
How I Got Chased Out For Not Being "White"
Enough
Little Theater on St Marks Pl
Feet On the Stage
The Two Middle-Eastern Places
Best Damn Fallafals In Town
How To Crash Art Openings 101 With My Polish
Girlfriend
Alphabet City
Tripping While Wandering, Pretending To Hear the
Girl's
Story, & Following a Very Large Rat
West
Washington Square Park
More Relentless Dealers
An Opiated Afternoon With My Polish Girlfriend
& the Waiting Cops
Bucket of Blood
After-Hours & the Sawdust In Her Crack
Sixth Av
All That Porn & the Persistent Homeless
Eighth St Play House
Dim Sum & the Acidic Walk Across Town to Beirut
The Blue Note
Laughing At the Musician Who'd Tried to Pick
Up My Polish Girlfreind
China Town
A Sea of Heads
Weiser's Books
Occult Books & Prison Inmates
Star Magic II
April
The One Who Never Was
Liz's Party Where April Tried To Take Me From Anet
Liz
Little Girl Rock
Lauren
"You have a pancake on your head"
Geno
The uncontrollable
Dottie
Too Sweet To Leave Her Waste of A Boyfriend
Glitter Rock Dave
Dominique
Brooke
The First Time
Queens
Astoria
The Greeks Have Fled
The Apartment
The Bloody Heap On the Sofa Which Turned Out To Be
David
The Mother Upstairs, & Her Horny Friend
Punks In the Street
Woodstock
Love in a Humid, Rainy Meadow, & My Throbbing Boner With My
Polish
Girlfriend's Head In My Lap On the Bus Ride Home
England
London
My Barmaid
My Favourite Irish Hooker
Ca
San Jose
7-11
The NY Girl Who Wanted Me But Wouldn't Have Me
San Francisco
Touchstone
Kim, & the Never-Ending Boner
Sketching Out Occult Symbols For Some Incredible Jewelry
The Strippers & All Their Money
Working The Summer of Love Celebration In the Park & Making Out
With Susie's Friend Sarah
The Panhandle & All Those Drugs
Haight St
The Neo-Hippie Waste Land
Trudy, My Longest Love
Lisa L -- The Most Beautiful Redheaded, Green Eyed Witch
NYC
Washington Heights
The Wonderful Jewish Community & The First Jewish Girl to Flirt
With Me
The Good & Bad Polish Community -- Again
Being Taken For a Cop Walking on Broadway After Midnight
Hanka
Why?
Central Park
The Museum of Natural History
How I Sold Egg-shaped Rocks By Explaining Their Use in
Ancient China To a Mother & Her Son
Time's Square Then & Now
The Incredulous Tenth Av Hookers
Broadway
People Who Insisted on Continuing Conversations Had With My
Double
Years After the Fact
Canal St
Rose's & the Beautiful Mexican Girl In the Bathroom
Upper West Side
The Hotel Where I'd Worked & Was Snubbed By Cheap Trick
Midtown
That Incredible Job Specialist Who Kept Repeating That She Just
Couldn't Help Herself
The Village
East
Mona's
Smaller Than Beirut, But Very Similar
That Cute Girl I Only Remember As Warm
Esoterica
Nag Champa
West
Peculier Pub
Lynda -- Oh, Lynda!
Another Maggie & Her Tight, black Shorts
Shelly -- Oh, How I'd Wished
Brooke -- Again
Karla & What We Did In Her Messy Apartment
Kim -- Self Destruction & the Night That Didn't
Happen
The Concrete Garden on University Pl
Public Fondling With My Polish Girlfriend
Boxer's & More Karla
The Slaughtered Lamb & Even More Karla
China Town
The Same Sea of Heads
Soho
Buffy's
More Brian, No Rudia, but the Inspiration for Athena
Platypus
My Manager's Ineptitude
Sweet, Little Celee
Jess
The Guy Who Just Wouldn't Work
Queens
Astoria
Walkins Cafe & the Relentless, Drunk Blond
LIC
Christie's
Obliqui, Getting High, & Getting Touched In the Work Place
Melissa & Her Disappointment
Josie -- Why'd You Go & Get Married?
Skyline Credit Ride
Very -- Oh, Cara Mia!
BAV, You're the Sweetest
Sharon, Why'd You Bring Colour Into This?
Dorothy -- If Only
Rina, & Her Cross-dressing Boyfriend
Anna
Faye
Lauren Bacall
"Angus! The only One With Any Brains."
Stagecoach
My Puerto Rican Partner & What Happened To Your Tight Red
Dress
Jackie & Cindy -- the Odd Couple
Broken Candy
Brooklyn
Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge, & the Suicide's Conversation
Ft Greene
Room-Mates & Getting Screwed a Second Time
Doing Mushrooms With David & Obliqui -- "Where's My Gun?"
The Next Morning In Bed With Obliqui
More Obliqui, Getting High, & Getting Laid
I'm That Crazy White Guy Who Carries a Gun -- & Will Use It. Or So They
Say
Standing Up For My Deli Meat Rights
Even More Obliqui, The church, the Alter, & Running From the Cops
The Empress
Brooklyn Heights
The Mall
The Riverfront Arts & Crafts Weekend With Obliqui
Yet More Obliqui, Getting It All Over Her Apartment
Buffalo
More Jackie & Cindy
Unnecessary Drama
More Candy
Candy & Her Cousin
Candy & Her Friend Karen
Candy & Her Cute Little Dress In My Apartment -- Oh, How She'd
Tried
Septara -- I'd Still Like To -- Over & Over
UCA&L
Ack -- What Happened To Seattle & What Happened to Your
Teeth?
Kath -- What Happened To You?
Kel & the Night We Didn't Couldn't Connect
BuffNet
The Hot Blond
How We'd Flirted
The Blond & One Of the Owners
The Blond & the Waste Who'd Become My Supervisor
The Waste Who'd Become My Supervisor
The Waste Who'd Become My Supervisor & the Ugly Customer Service
Rep
The Waste Who'd Become My Supervisor -- Am I Bitter?
The State Attorney, Election Year, the Case Against Internet
Porn, & Me -- Right In the Middle of It
Canada
Toronto -- Could This Be Home?
Il
Chicago
The Horned Tower
Wa
Seattle
SeaNet
Working for the Russian Mob
Cell Tech
Working for the Man
The Crypt
Porn Sucks
Seattle Art Museum
Then & Now
Hi
Hilo
The Hotel, & My Lovely Receptionist
The Hilo Hostel -- or is that "Hostile"?
The drunken, sloppy guitarist who lost it all to drugs
That little restaurant & What Happened When the Owner's Husband
Was Away
Mary's Dress Accidently Falls To the Floor -- oops!
Kailua-Kona
The Hostel & American's Misinterpretations of Local's Attitude
I thought Hilo was too spread out!
Steve & Lucie's Apartments
The Going Rate
Lucie's Too Sweet For This
Painting for a few bucks With the Wrong Materials & Being Fired For
a Lousy Job
More Mary
Her Step-Father's House, Breaking the Bed, Skinny Dipping,
& Later
Cleaning the Pool
The Lava Flows & How Much More Energy This Old Man Has Than
This
Twenty-Something
The Lava Tube & How Mary & I'd Frightened the Tourists
Kimo, Building a Web Site & Getting Screwed Out of Money
Denny's
Food Prep's Not For Me
Several Girls Who Wouldn't Have Me
Safeway
Unions, Oi!
The Sweet & Self-Medicated Redhead
My Favourite Supervisor's Insatiable Need
KTA
Falling In Love With a Married Japanese Girl
Sack-N-Save
Cheap Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes & Turkey Gravy
The Checker Who Dragged Me Behind the Store
Ca
Santa Cruz
Mary -- Again
Lalainia, & You Still Can't Leave Him?
Fairfield
Hot & Cold
Why Are All the Females Either Married Or Too Young?
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