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Me, Myself, & the Voices in My Head

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If you aren't completely appalled,
you haven't been paying attention.





It's a new day, a new place, & a new rant. Not since the days of What's up Meph's ass now? have I spewed forth my paranoid delusions, wacko conspiracy theories, & pointless babble (read opinions). But I can no longer restrain myself. Because humans either miss so much or simply haven't the brain cells to get it, I can no longer sit idly by without comment. Will any survive?

Oh, just take me away.



The End of High School As We Know It.
Hit & Run.
Long hair suggesting small penis?
More on inappropriate office behaviour.
Museum Quality Meals.
Soda Prohibition.
Cinco da wha...?
Hypo-avio-chondria?
The price of self destruction.
Hit & Run.
Channel Surfer.
Question everything.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Sit down & shut up.
Hit & Run.
Pre-Employment Credit & Background Checks.
Wheee!
Thematica.
Self Abuse.
Just typical.
NAU what?
Welcome home.
Fingering it out.
No deposit, no concern.
It's a beautiful world.
Abuse In the Workplace.
Deny, deny, deny.
Eat the rich.
There will be dancing in Jerusalem this year.
Is this it?
Give me Chile, or give me...Chile?
Blood & Oil.
The Alzheimer's Report.
Please hold for an important message.
Hit & Run.
There can be only one.
Have I missed something?
Light up, or leave me alone.
Yankee go home.
Experiencing the scattertude.
Oh, no! Not again.
A day in the right.
You're no fun any more.
Hit & Run.
Outlined Life.
Quote This!
Non-Profit, my ass!
My Mystical Life.
Hit & Run.
Another Day.
Illegal Oppertunities.

The complete utterances, in reverse order, on a single page.



My Personal hell
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The Empress. -|- What we do to abuse ourselves. -|- Know what I mean.

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*All material © by Angus Fergusson 2006-2007.