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[I know who I am.]
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[And this one really thinks anyone's going to bother weeding through html to read this.]
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[These are in a foreign character set -- I wonder if any of the recipients could read them.]
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[This could be a mistake.]
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[Don't you know the first thing about punctuation, let alone marketing...?]
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[This is rather familiar, but my name is not "Meph@Aeon-AL.Com".]
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[I love these -- as if they're responding to a query ~I'd~ sent.]
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[No. I really don't get this one.]
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[Really, I've never requested any such information. Marketers...!]
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[Is what we would be saying, if....]
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[Morons!]
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